If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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