quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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