i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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