ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Damn victory sex feels great
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
how does that bad decision feel?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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