i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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