im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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