i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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