Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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