She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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