I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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