Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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