Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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