My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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