I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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