i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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