Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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