Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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