Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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