Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
