You just made me feel so damn special
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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