I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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