that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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