i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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