At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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