I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
why didn't you poke me back
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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