Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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