how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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