I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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