I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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