TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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