I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
