it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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