Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say đ
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have âdaddy issuesâ. Fuck all of you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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