"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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