playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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