My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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