Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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