Me too!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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