I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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