I want to stick my p in your. b.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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