I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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