I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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