it was like eating out sand paper
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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