Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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