Banned from zoo.
Again?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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