My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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