That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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