Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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