a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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