You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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