Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
my poor anus
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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