It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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