Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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