and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
