We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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