Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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