Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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