no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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