we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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