the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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