Only a mothe r could love this liver
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He felt like a one man threesome
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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