It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I love having hate sex.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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