do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Operation Purity has been aborted
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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