I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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